Baby

Noun: A small object used for kicking or throwing.

We didn't use a football instead we used a baby.

by 888899990000000 March 23, 2023

Baby

Little alimentary canals with zero responsibility.

John Doe is like a baby - all he does is eat and sleep.

by Khechomuni September 17, 2017

Baby

A scary think that drools on you

The baby drank milk

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Baby

1) A (n) infant.
2) A (n) nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jake says," Aww look at the baby!"
Becca who," Jake, baby, be quiet."

by HiImmaTellYa November 5, 2018

baby

disgusting humans that came because to straight people decide they were hungry

Dave: im hungry
Charlotte: wanna have a baby?

by queerqueef May 28, 2021

Baby

When you ready to settle down but you still got things you need to get out ur system.

You my baby not my bae

by @spadesbaby December 13, 2017

baby

a sad crying annoying thing that shouldn't exist

man that baby is loud.

by lockinto December 5, 2022