chocolate omelet

A huge poop, larger then just a normal loaf.

Dude - I just whipped up this monster Chocolate Omelet!

by mianosm April 2, 2007

Guatemalan Omelet

The act of leaving an "open face" wad of used toilet paper in a someone's bathroom trashcan as a prank.
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.

Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.

The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".

Person #1 Hey did you see that giant spider in your bathroom trashcan? no?

Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)

Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?

by SuperfanGiovanni April 22, 2013

Spanish Omelette

Where you insert an egg into a Latino and fuck her so hard the egg becomes scrambled

Hunter gave Maddy the Spanish Omelette last night

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Vomit Omelette

When you are eating a girl out, and shes on her period, and she doesn't tell you, and she has her period right then and the blood gets in your mouth. You then vomit up the blood, and food into her vagina. And You now have a Vomit Omelette!

Man, she didn't tell me she was on her period last night, and when i ate her out, i totally gave her a Vomit Omelette!

by Cray_Baines March 31, 2009

Spanish Omelette

When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.

I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!

by briggy March 23, 2009

Bombay omelette

vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.

watch out for that Bombay omelette!

by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003

Dutch Omelette

When a woman has a squirting orgasm and simultaneously defecates on her partner.

She accidentally gave her boyfriend a Dutch Omelette while suffering from food poisoning.

by The Evil Fonzy December 31, 2008