The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.
"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."
by Kneegrodamus October 23, 2013
Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)
Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.
Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
by Someone odd July 06, 2019
one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??
by I want to actually die March 14, 2017
When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.
Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
by SWNeph September 17, 2020
A cross between an oatmeal raisin cookie and a rotweiler.
by Dog Cookie Man July 22, 2013
Overwhelemed with information or work.
by cliffzedge November 17, 2010
When you want to buy online content legally (movies, music) but it isn't available, so you pirate it with the real intention of buying it later
by Fozzie_debear March 07, 2012