protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)
me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.
by brolife July 13, 2011
When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.
Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
by SWNeph September 17, 2020
A cross between an oatmeal raisin cookie and a rotweiler.
by Dog Cookie Man July 22, 2013
by snowflakefrosted November 16, 2020
one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??
by I want to actually die March 14, 2017
Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)
Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.
Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
by dkfogksjhfdogisjkdgrf February 9, 2012