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Midnight Oatmeal

grab some Quaker Oats and stuff some in her Snizz, you then begin to plow the lady and when you blow your load, keep it going. The heat from the passion cooks it to perfection.
You then dismount and feast.
My girlfriend complained we had too much oatmeal on the shelf, so we made some midnight oatmeal.
by Graveyarder September 25, 2017
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death to oatmeal

A reference to the comic series "Calvin & Hobbes".
Used as a war cry or as a general cry when you are pissed off, sort of like a swear word.

Very useful to people with anger management issues that want to sound random.
"death to oatmeal!!!!!"
by ExoSceleton January 4, 2017
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Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.
Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.
by Bryan August 27, 2003
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tallahasse oatmeal surprise

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.
We had the greatest Tallahasse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to crap and the topping was extra thick
by motoboat August 8, 2010
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raisin oatmeal

the simple process of throwing up, then hooking up with a willing person
It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal
by certainsurprise July 31, 2008
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irish oatmeal

the pile of puke one produces from drinking too much alcohol.
aww! I stepped in some Irish Oatmeal outside the bar!
by dons johnson December 16, 2009
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eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.
I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.
by cliffzedge November 19, 2010
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