grab some Quaker Oats and stuff some in her Snizz, you then begin to plow the lady and when you blow your load, keep it going. The heat from the passion cooks it to perfection.
You then dismount and feast.
You then dismount and feast.
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Used as a war cry or as a general cry when you are pissed off, sort of like a swear word.
Very useful to people with anger management issues that want to sound random.
Used as a war cry or as a general cry when you are pissed off, sort of like a swear word.
Very useful to people with anger management issues that want to sound random.
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A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.
by Bryan August 27, 2003
Get the Bowl of Oatmeal mug.When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.
After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.
After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.
We had the greatest Tallahasse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to crap and the topping was extra thick
by motoboat August 8, 2010
Get the tallahasse oatmeal surprise mug.It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal
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