noun a cool/hip and slightly aloof individual who regularly gets super high and goes about his normal buisness constantly getting stoned.
by HowYouDoin316 January 21, 2009
City folk : “You country boys are stupid.”
Country folk: “no one gives a shit Karen.” *cowboy flick*
Country folk: “no one gives a shit Karen.” *cowboy flick*
by Countrygal2020 June 23, 2020
Marlboro Full Flavor Cigarettes/ Marlboro Reds. Given name cause of old ads with the "Marlboro Man", a cowboy who smokes Marlboros.
by carlbittner October 26, 2008
A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.
by Edgar Christianson February 02, 2017
Banging a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet. Best used when said girl is completely hammered.
I gave Cally the Porcelain Cowboy last night. She was so trashed. I was like 'Yippee Ki-ah mother fucker! *smack*'
by jterry September 06, 2007
Someone who pretends to be a horse-riding cowboy, but who actually is more at home behind the wheel of a Jeep.
President Bush may like to be seen as a swaggering cowboy, but former Mexican President Vicente Fox thinks George W. is anything but. Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Fox explained why he referred to Bush as a "windshield cowboy" in his new book. Said Fox: "He drives very well. But I don't think he rides horses very well."
by David Benton February 14, 2008
A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.
Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
by Pecker112 November 16, 2012