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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Norton Antivirus

A scam that has been scientifically proven ineffective for countering a Main Battle Tank (MBT) attack.
Script Kiddie: H4h4 N0rt0n 4nt1v1ru5 15 d4 pWnz0rs!
MBT: Norton Antivirus sucks. Prepare to die. (Fires 105mm armour piercing shell)
Script Kiddie: N0000OO0000000OOO0!!!1111!!!11111!!!11!11 M41 C00MP00T3R
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Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights)

When you have sex with a women who has passed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. This does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women's lack of self control. The Cal Norton pertains to a woman who has suggested sex only to pass out, as well as when a women passes out during sex and you decide the job is worth finishing.

For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.

The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.

origin-NASCAR Country
Woman: (Cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)

Man: Grunts of manly delight

Woman: ZZZZZZZZ

Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)

This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!
by CavemanBossDoot July 7, 2011
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nonconformist

something that does not truely exist. The "nonconformists" of the world all act,dress,talk,and think the same. Wasted youth.
The one thing a nonconformist hates more than a conformist is a nonconformist who fails to conform to the laws and standards of nonconformity.
by Jimmy Jazz February 2, 2005
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nonconformist

a word made up by losers who hate people with lives, definition: people without lives
by AngryMan July 17, 2004
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Nortontos

Derogatory term referring to Nortenos. It's meaning is Northern Indians.
Smoker saw some nortontos rollin' thru our varrio!
by Big Peewee October 18, 2008
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Norton Antivirus

One of the best anti-virus programs ever WHEN USED CORRECTLY.
Bave: Norton Antivirus is crap!
Sam: Thars because its the old version...and your computer isnt plugged in...and you created that virus yourself...
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