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noice

The cool way that aussies say the word nice.
Damn check the rack on that now thats noice!
by gmau January 15, 2004
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Head Noise

Head Noise - A bout of serve stress, brought about by living in a modern urban enviroment. Usally highlighted by excessive worry, keeping you up late at night
"Hows your Head Noise today?"

"I didnty sleep last night, my girlfriend left me, I lost my wallet, I cant remeber where I parked the car, I have heavy head noise"
by Kitch Cooper September 28, 2005
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pink noise

A pseudo-random wav file which has equal distribution of energy in each frequency octave (e.g., energy between 1 and 2 Hz is equal to the energy between 10,000 and 20,000).
Pink noise can be used to test an MP3 encoder.
by credit to Ars Technica May 29, 2004
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kill dat noise

means to shut tha fuck up.Use by MC Shan and the juice Crew derected to Boggie down Production in the 80s or 90s when KRS-One made the song South Bronx.
"South Bronx Kill Dat Kill Dat Noise"
by Fatboy Ray November 7, 2006
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The Pee-Noise Problem

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011
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niveophile

(n) A lover of snow; a person who feels an immense sense of joy and exhilaration on snowy days.
People who hate snow think I'm crazy because I'm such a niveophile.
by etymolosis November 17, 2013
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signal to noise ratio

1.)A term used in physics to describe the amount of information extracted from an electro-magnetic signal compared the information orginally introduced into that signal.
2.)term used by psuedo-erudites to describe the degree of usefulness found in communications by media, individuals or otherwise.
1.)Hey Jim, this stereo set up is fucked. I'm pumping out 200W but my system sounds like a transistor radio. That is one fucked up signal-to-noise ratio.

2.)Typically, a demogague actually benefits from non-sensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the signal-to-noise ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually reign them in.
by Raul and JonG August 28, 2003
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