yap crisis

when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.

person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit

by cum muncher 23000 December 3, 2023

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yapping

when someone keeps talking about some nonsense that make no sense for a looooong time

jake :yall know micheal jackson isnt dead right like i seen him in my backyard smoking with snoop dog no cap bro shits crazy asf
Tyrone: nigga what are you yapping about bruh

by Tyronedidit911 November 21, 2023

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yaps

its that eck$!!!

i call these yaps the lucki ecks fell like im popping myself

by praytome February 28, 2023

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Yap tax

The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.

Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.

by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025

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