Hump Riding

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.

Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.

by indierockranger April 28, 2010

L ride

Driving around and smoking a blunt

" yo lets go on an L ride"

by Kelly Shields April 3, 2003

moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

mc ride

The god amongsnt men. Also the lead singer of the hip-hop band called Death Grips. He's very angry

MC Ride is fucking pissed!!!!!
Oh shit i'm feeling it!

by Siika December 26, 2017

snide ride

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed

yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.

by fugly chick August 24, 2010

Pussy-riding

It means when a female sucks up to another female for what ever reasons or when a male is sucking up to a female.

Jane: OMG Kate your outfit is so cute I love the designs and everything it goes well with your eyes and hair
Kate: Jane.........stfu stop pussy-riding jeez
Jane: How am I pussy riding????
Kate: ur sucking up to me because you know I get my true best friend awesome gifts like Puma shoes or Fenty Beauty or even concert tickets
Jane:..........oh okay
Kate: oh okay my ass gtfo out my face pussy-riding ass

by shady_bissshhh16 October 5, 2017

rump riding

the action of having anal sex

That chick is in for one hell of a rump riding tonight.

by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009