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nihilipreneur

Is an entrepreneur fueled by irony and futility, motivated less by passion and more by an amused acceptance that, in the end, none of it really matters.
The nihilipreneur launched a startup guaranteed to disrupt everything—especially your sense of meaning—and pitched investors with, "Look, it’s all pointless, but at least the coffee’s free.
by 1lyonslair October 30, 2025
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Shiny nihilego

Dude on the news channel it was Shiny Nihilego.
by Killyourselfjk May 11, 2018
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meta-nihilism

A paradigm in which reality is a two-dimensional plane that spins around a center.

The "spin" creates the third dimension--time.
Meta-nihilism is based on flat epistemology.
It argues that infinity^infinity rotation speed creates depth, the third dimension.
by zanderfin September 23, 2019
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avant-nihilism

Paradigm which states that color is the only surface.

This paradigm achieves the conclusion of color-as-the-only-surface by making a distinction between hardness and surface.

Argues that color is motion-in-itself.

Avant-nihilism answers Plato's theory-of-motion (platonic forms) by posturing Goethean motion as the ontology of Aristotle's inquisition.
Avant-nihilism answers German idealism by giving motion a place (ie. connecting Plato and Aristotle on a singular plane).

Avant-nihilism is also called Gothean nihilism.
by sandraxine October 4, 2019
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pan-nihilism

A phenomenon in which iridescence (synchronicity in color modulation) at the surface of space creates symphony or musical harmony.
Pan-nihilism says that synchronicity in color changes at the surface of space creates music itself.
by metawave October 28, 2019
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pan-nihilism

Paradigm in which ontology--co-located with epistemology--originates in the future.

Proffers that pan-ontology, global-illumination-that-effects-local-illumination, actually emerges from the past.
In pan-nihilism: emergence-of-uncountability and limina (structure-of-time) are co-located in the future.

Pan-nihilism is a repudiation of historical materialism.
by metawave May 30, 2020
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zeta-nihilism

A paradigm in which the lateral surface of a circle becomes smooth by having an uncountable number of corners.

Zeta-nihilism argues that circles in themselves don't have infinite corners; rather they have uncountable (infinity^infinity) corners.
In zeta-nihilism each corner of a circle is called "zeta."
by metawave April 1, 2020
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