A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.
I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
by Dr. Cornwalice April 20, 2008
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I was Chuck Norrising in the brush so that i could have a beautiful killcam and shank the last man standing.
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Another way of saying (you kicked ass or kicked someones ass) mostly everything you touch gets its ass handed to them.
1. Johnny: "Holy Crap! You Chuck Norrised that bear!"
Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"
2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"
Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"
Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"
2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"
Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"
by Junkie2115 March 4, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrised mug."They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard," is an example of a Norrisism.
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Get the Fuck Norris mug.You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.
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Get the Chuck Norrised mug.the various and sundry assortment of king-/party-sized candy, snacks, and soda/energy drinks deployed within reach of the checkout line at Best Buy, Fry's, and other big box consumer electronics stores. definition can also be (liberally) extended to include the 'classic/must-own' DVDs and magazines found in the same vicinity.
John and Suzy scored the last copy of World of Warcraft in the store, and then stocked up on nerdishment in preparation for the LAN party they were hosting that weekend.
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