crap nap

When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.

Where's Charlie?

He was out all night so I think he's in the handicapped stall having a crap nap.

by kb69 January 8, 2004

beat nap

A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".

Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.

Dude, I was so hungover today. I had to take 3 beat naps before I started to feel better.

by Creation's Hammer December 15, 2009

nap sack

panty hose that is worn on top of a black man's head to keep his nappy wool from sticking up too far.

"You take off that nap sack when you are in MY court-room!"

by T. Wilson November 2, 2006

disco nap

sleeping when ya got something goin' later on that you need to get ready for.

"i was about to go to the club, but i needed a disco nap to feel refreshed."

by Boomer March 28, 2002

danger nap

When a power nap unintentionally turns into a full night's sleep, which often happens to nappers who are under stress while studying

At 1:00am, I wanted to take a break from studying, so I decided to take a power nap, which turned into a danger nap when I woke up at 7:00am.

by dehydratedp00per March 1, 2019

baseball nap

a short period of sleep usually induced by an already tired state and accompanied by a baseball game playing on television.

I was still pretty tired from the night before, so I just turned on the game and took a baseball nap on the couch. Similar to a golf nap

by PeterCotton September 20, 2010

Man-Nap

-To Kidnap a grown man for torture or pleasure.

1) I am going to Man-Nap you, lock you in my basement and spank you til say momma.

2)"Who's in your shower?" "Oh that's Luke, I have Man-Napped him for the weekend to help me stain the deck"

by Carley Raine April 24, 2006