Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.

Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.

by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025

Nanny Joke

Oh, its just a trash joke that's more like a riddle.

It came from a few die-hard movies hidden in the movies.

Why did nobody give Elsa a balloon? Because she was gonna let it go!

That's a nanny joke

Que?

by Owen Is Such A Idiot Lol September 25, 2020

Silly Nannies

The official name for when you get small pieces of weed in your mouth from smoking.

Damn, I just got so many silly nannies in my mouth from pulling that blunt too hard. *Exhales Deeply*

by WeedQueen757 June 6, 2018

17th century Nannie's

17th century Nannie's believed that giving handjobs helped bring sleep on in the young men That they cared for

If you haven't gotten a handjob from your Nannie ,then you don't have a 17th century Nannie's!

by Fast_to- sleep1980 April 22, 2024

17th century Nannie

17th century Nannie's believed in giving hand jobs to young men they cared for helped bring in sleep faster .

If your nannie doesn't give u hand jobs at bed time the you need to find you a 17th century Nannie!!

by Fast_to- sleep1980 April 22, 2024

new york nanny cam

Using a nanny cam to record child pornography

Tom got arrested for using the New York Nanny Cam

by Theo12181 May 5, 2018

nanny knockers

Boobs that are so big you could knock a granny out.

Geez, that girl got some nanny knockers on her!

by Suhupu May 20, 2021