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Nanny Joke

Oh, its just a trash joke that's more like a riddle.

It came from a few die-hard movies hidden in the movies.
Why did nobody give Elsa a balloon? Because she was gonna let it go!

That's a nanny joke

Que?
by Owen Is Such A Idiot Lol September 25, 2020
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Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
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Nanny eye

The name of a vagina that has been so worn out that it looks old and decrepit, much like a nanny.
Let me get a peek at that pussy... OH SHIT! I ain't going anywhere near that nanny eye!
by rachalrj88 June 9, 2015
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Xanny the Nanny

Who a girl says is babysitting her kid when she's given the kid Xanax to make them sleep while she's out partying.
Hey Girl, my kid's with Xanny the Nanny, let's party!
by AvalonLeFae April 28, 2022
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17th century Nannie

17th century Nannie's believed in giving hand jobs to young men they cared for helped bring in sleep faster .
If your nannie doesn't give u hand jobs at bed time the you need to find you a 17th century Nannie!!
by Fast_to- sleep1980 April 22, 2024
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new york nanny cam

Using a nanny cam to record child pornography
Tom got arrested for using the New York Nanny Cam
by Theo12181 May 5, 2018
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