A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
by Mr.munt April 16, 2024
The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.
by 0neHugeWang! November 25, 2024
The effect of starting a music project, making one or two chords, maybe one melody, and calling it a day and never finishing it ever again.
by obliviousbird April 25, 2025
by CaseDaGreat May 31, 2017
Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
by whydidulookthisup October 04, 2022
"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.
by Kaorivec October 16, 2022