The Muzzle Loader

The Muzzle Loader is when you take a viagra pill and place it in your urethra where you then "ram" it a Q-tip like you are loading a muzzle loader musket, hence the name. Upon completion of this you engage in intercourse and when you are about to finish you scream "TALLY HO" as the viagra pill is launched into the vagina.

Oh man we did The Muzzle Loader last night, it was amazing!

by 12b&vader November 22, 2023

Muff Muzzle

For a woman to sit on a person's face.

I'm going to shut him up with a good muff muzzle.

by MagicRed83 April 19, 2024

Montgomery Muzzleloader

The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.

Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.

by Mr.X- April 27, 2024

Maine Muzzle loader

When a furry from maine forces his dick down the muzzle(mouth) of another

Furry: time to try the Maine muzzle loader on this desperate bottom.

by Gamerboysky September 24, 2024

Mungindi Muzzle Loader

The same technique as a montana musker loader except with a tightly mulled wad of log cabin.

My boyfriend gave me a Mungindi Muzzle Loader last night, fuck me i was coughing soot for a week

by Sumyungkunt March 21, 2025

Virginia Muzzle

When one inserts a penis into another’s mouth and proceeds to hold their nose as they orgasm into it.

“He was blue in the face, wiping his mouth as if he’d just been given a Virginia Muzzle!”

by TramellDomingo September 5, 2025

Alabama Muzzle Loader

When a man shoves Skoal Bandits into his foreskin then feeds it to his girlfriend.

Charlotte quickly became dependent on nicotine and giving blow jobs after receiving so many Alabama Muzzle Loaders from her boyfriend.

by OSUCharger January 7, 2026