mud river

When you pee in her ass whilst she shits on your dick

Got drunk last night and floated down the mud river with your mom

by Mudslides May 8, 2018

mud nudging

Verb. Euphemism for anal sex

Mud nudging sounds amazing! Very much up the alley I need at the moment!

by Galact_senior June 15, 2023

mud dick

When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.

"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."

by Strik9 December 30, 2007

mud hen

A white girl who dates, fucks, or married black men.

How come most mud hens are fat bleach blonds?

by kozykole May 16, 2003

mud pickle

a turd. so called due to its shape and color.

I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.

Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.

by masochistmonkeyjoe November 14, 2007

Mud Clutch

The muscle in your ass that keeps you from shitting your pants while farting or straining

Don't let your mud clutch slip, you'll end up with a bacon strip

by stm2000 February 6, 2010

mud bomb

a hot carl minus the comfort of plastic wrap.

I was so hot and bothered and couldn't get to the saran wrap in time, I accidentally mud bombed my husband's face.

by julz <3's poop May 20, 2007