Stupid Mistake

When a person makes a mistake and it's stupid. A STUpid mistake applies to people with the name Stu or Stuart.

Stu: "I tried to cut a guy off in traffic, but he wouldn't let me, so I started tailgating him, but then he slammed on his breaks, ran up to my car and scared the sh*t out of me."

Michael: "Well that was a STUpid mistake."

by TPCJ September 2, 2009

Mistake

Children,Trump's election, and kids.

Here is the truth little johnny, you are a mistake.

by Pi=Pie January 16, 2018

Mistake

A Mistake Is a person who accidentally became born for no reason, even though all of us just came to life to experience crap

You: I'm a mistake in life and I can prove it
Mom: You don't have to. Because Yoyr adopted instead
You: No wonder I'm ugly

by Ihavenoreasontobehere December 5, 2019

Mostang

What some people call a mustang to sound cool in front of their friends. They also use this term when asked by an owner of a foreign car what car the mostang driver has.

Pan Ku: Hey man what car you got, i have a twin turbo 300z that can easily smoke anything.

Bennie Jean: Naw man, i got a mostang, which i claim is superior than imports even though its slow as fuck and uses 30 year old design for a rear axle/suspension.

by бай хуй September 14, 2009

its not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPICE✨

its not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPICE✨

what jelly fans comment on YouTube videos because they think their funny

its not a mistake ✨its a MASTERPICE✨

by HelpIess January 21, 2022

moustakas

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

by Nick_G. January 16, 2008

Mustake

Mistake Made When You Drive A Mustang

Tyler Pulled Up To The Light In His GT

And Made The Mustake Of Racing The SI Turbo

by Im_not_doug_v January 19, 2008