monkeys

mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.

1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

Telstra monkeys

Derrogatory:
They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.

What a bunch of telstra monkies!

by louis October 17, 2001

anger monkeys

The tiny invisible monkeys that sit on your shoulder during times of rage.

When Leighs flight was cancelled the anger monkeys came out.

by JLRR February 5, 2007

monessen

1. A town in Pennsylvania where you can't go 3 seconds without having your shit stolen, drug dealers and sluts roam the streets 24/7, and is just the worst place to live/visit.

2. Only go here if you want something bad to happen

Guy 1: Hey I got a new job in Monessen
Guy 2: Don't go! You have so much to live for!

by skrubdestroyer420 November 8, 2015

Grass Monkeys

Small monkeys that eat baby kittens. They hide in the grass and are invisible to the naked eye.

Mommy my kitten is being attacked by Grass Monkeys!!!

by Grandmaster January 12, 2004

Barrel of monkeys

To have a lot of fun.
To enjoy oneself, in a crowd or alone.

"Dude, that sounds like a barrel of monkeys!"
"I'm havin' a barrel of monkeys!"

by Bobobo May 22, 2005

flying monkeys

A frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of Wizard of Oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. Crack/Weed/Mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. One of the scariest things ever, right up there with Umpa-Lumpas. The source of nightmares.

I hate the Wizard of Oz for many reasons. The Flying Monkeys is at the top of the list.

by gammadelta1 October 16, 2007