coffee shop monger

A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.

Jake is such a coffee shop monger.

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foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats

after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.

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A person who never looks on the bright side of life, but instead chooses to bring everyone he / she knows down with negative vibes.

Trevor seems to think Crystal Palace will get relegated this season, even though there are 19 games left, fucking gloom monger.

Gloom Monger by TonyG70 January 18, 2011

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Alan: Let me see your gash.
Tom: Alan, your such a fucking prick mongerer.

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One who advocates the looking at women's breast (tits
chi chi Mex slang for tits
monger one who avocates

Stop staring at that girl you chi chi monger.

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A derogitory term, an insult.

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someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

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