Crack Mongler

Derrogatory term one who hordes crack.

Jimmy is a crack mongler

by Stan Morrow April 7, 2003

mongle

v. mongled, mongling, mongles

1. To strike about the head and shoulders; bludgeon.
2. To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter.
3. To drink alcohol so as to become stupified as if beaten.

synonyms: to beat, to bludgeon, to batter, to assault, to become inebriated

Let's all head over the bar to get mongled.

Rodney King got mongled on the side of the road.

by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

mongle

stupid person, idiot

abbrievriated: mong

for scottish perthians translate to "mongo"

"dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!"

by charlie-boy February 9, 2004

monkler

Another word for taint; area between a mans ass and balls, Or womans pussy and ass.

"Shut up or I'll kick you in your hairy monkler!"

"Let's play Bloody Monkler!!"

by Dawn Frick September 8, 2006

monchelle

Is a beautiful woman with a pretty smile. Don't b fooled she loves money but doesn't like 2 work. Behind her innocent look lies a big freak.

I seen Monchelle at Texaco looking like Halle Berry.

by bigbank March 28, 2015

Awkward Monocle

When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)

by bpinthehouse October 9, 2008

Cock Mongler

One who acts like a homosexual ie mongles the cock

Ben and Mike are so bad at Halo they must be cock mongling eachother.

Ben and Mike talk about ass sex with eachother they must be cock monglers!!!

I'll Show you to tell me to wash the fuckin dishes you cock mongler.Ha Ha -Love Ya Guys- 0 c======3 :0 :)

by Krispykritters December 15, 2008