coca mola

a coca cola with a mole on it's face

by ryan dolan November 9, 2003

As molasses

A less offensive way of saying as fuck - used for emphasis.

This hotel WiFi is slow as molasses.

by AnEnigma August 13, 2015

molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

by R. Kemp July 24, 2006

moiya

Big cow

Whoa, did you hear that? I think it's Moiya's thighs clapping again.

by L. K. February 1, 2017

Molar bungy

A ghastly ball of phlegm that refuses to leave home and clings tenaciously to the molars.

My cold is very bad. This morning I brought up a real Molar bungy!

by Bensonpup August 6, 2008

Molassifies

Becomes slow as molasses
Molassifiy, Molassification

The oil sitting so long began to molassifies due to sitting.
That hot dancer moves began to molassifies as the beat of the music slowed down.
The swimmer began to molassify before our very eyes.

by Jonnie Jug December 24, 2009

Moland

Last name of the next big drug dealer!

You’re gonna be a moland!

by 128463729226157 November 10, 2019