Moles

A Mole is a mixture between Marijuana and Tobacco ground up finely and smoked out of a water piece loaded to the point where slight popping of the lungs may occur.

Josh uses scissors and a cup to cut up his moles.

by Moles4days May 11, 2011

molesturbation

The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.

Randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.

by cos7a August 18, 2010

chester the molester

used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.

The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.

by erin October 26, 2004

moleshag

A type of caterpillar. It is commonly know to be the most "amazing natural creation" known to mankind

Only the coolest people have seen the moleshag video in youtube.

'Oh my goodness, you know that girl Ellie? She has a pet moleshag. It's actually amazing'

'That girl likes moleshags, therefore she is amazing and cute and adorable.'

'That girl's pet moleshag is named Ferdinand. Isn't that adorable?'

by ya bastard June 22, 2009

horse molester

A sick and twisted individual, who doesn't neccessarily have to have tendencies for beastiality.
Used jokingly between friends

"alright you horse molester, what you doing?"

by ben. c May 19, 2006

child molester

A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.

A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

Molest

A word that means to make disturbed in the mind. Usually refers to An adult who forces themselves upon hapless children, yet it can mean many other things.

If there was a man like Edward H. Gein who murdered children and hung the bodies in his house, you'd forget quickly about that famous child molester.

by IcyHaku April 22, 2005