A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.
Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."
Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."
Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."
Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."
Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."
by Anonandon October 3, 2009
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Artist and illustrator known for her dramatic figurative work. Her style has been described as "Post-Pre-Raphealite". She works mainly in watercolour and mixed media but also incorporates photography and computer rendered art.
Commercial projects have included "The Men In Black" comic, "Vampire: The Masquerade" RPG, "Vampire: The Eternal struggle" CCG and numerous other comics and games.
Co-founder of The Church of Zen Fatalism
Straightedge and Vegan
Wicked sense of humor
Fierce supporter of Mac computers and SF/East Bay punk rock.
Is terrified of zombies
Commercial projects have included "The Men In Black" comic, "Vampire: The Masquerade" RPG, "Vampire: The Eternal struggle" CCG and numerous other comics and games.
Co-founder of The Church of Zen Fatalism
Straightedge and Vegan
Wicked sense of humor
Fierce supporter of Mac computers and SF/East Bay punk rock.
Is terrified of zombies
by Blaqk Cadillac August 21, 2007
Get the miseryxchord mug.This is not actually a word. The real word for "shit" in spanish is mierda.
Mierde is some strange attempt at a hybrid between the french merde and spanish mierda.
Mierde is some strange attempt at a hybrid between the french merde and spanish mierda.
by gallejo April 17, 2006
Get the mierde mug.Italian equivalent of 'Misery, you bitch'...you can find it in the old black and white Italian movies of the 1950s. Porca means female pig, dirty female, bitch, and miseria is misery in the socio-economic sense - poverty, adversity etc.
Can also be used as a noun...as in: I work all day and earn una porca miseria for my efforts.
Can also be used as a noun...as in: I work all day and earn una porca miseria for my efforts.
He's walking under a snow storm, soaked, freezing saying out loud: Porca miseria, I can't even get myself a hot drink...
by mariangela ezponda December 15, 2008
Get the porca miseria mug.A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.
Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.
Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.
Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.
Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.
Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.
by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009
Get the Miserable Fuck mug.When two people are doing a 69, the person on top takes a shit on the face of the person on bottom. Then the top person leans back, sits on the bottom's face, and moves back and forth to rub the shit all over their face. When the bottom gets up, their face is covered in black, just like a coal miner!
Susie was tired of her boyfriend having all the fun with moves like the bucking bronco and the dirty sanchez. She cooked up a move she could surprise her man with -- the coal miner!
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