mission vision

the tendency of mission san jose high school's male population to decrease its expectations for the attractiveness of the females students of the school. often, over the four years, many males' demands for female appearance is overshadowed by their desperation for a relationship and their irrational decisions are explained by this phenomenon

msj guy1: woot! that chick is hella hot!
normal guy: wtf?! shes fucking disgusting. you are afflicted with mission vision.

by a graduate :D July 4, 2006

Missionary

How your Mum and Dad Fuck / Made you

Dad: Tonight darling, we shall make a son.
Mother: Splendid, can we try a more exotic position than Missionary?
Dad: No i shall take you as Adam took Eve
Mother: Alright shove a baby in me...

by Butcher'sgreat March 17, 2010

missionary position

A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom on her back.

Hey baby let's use the missonary position tonight.

by zxert July 8, 2005

mission

Spanish quarter of Frisco. Where you can get a taco and a greencard from the same shop. Like East LA. 24th street is the Nortenos, 20th-18th is the Surenos and 16th street is the crack heads and potheads.

Where you from homes?

24th and mission, fuck 18th scraps

by Hyphy_Crunk_Pumped_Amped September 19, 2005

Judas missionary

Have another man make passionate love to your wife in missionary position as you gently kiss him on the cheek.

"Ronny really gave my wife a good time last night when we tried the Judas missionary"

by BillyBonzai November 14, 2018

Completing The Mission

1. The newest and most likely final henry stickmin adventure, which appears in the Henry Stickmin Collection.

2. Self explanatory.

I can't wait to play Completing The Mission!!!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 28, 2021

mission viejo

City in Orange County, California with the most gated communities per capita of any city in the United States. Basically everyone who lives in Mission Viejo lives in a gated community.

"so your friend lives in Mission Viejo? It must take you hours to get through all those rent-a-cops."

by Party Hat July 8, 2005