Millennial

A snitching, over-sensitive, clueless, moronic, tattooed, gay loving, drug taking, whining, entitled non gender specifc person born late 80's to early 2000's who is full of mock empathy, mock sympathy, mock grief and mock outrage who loves any word they can stick "ist" or "phobe" on the end of and who thinks that having friends who are a different race, gay or crossdressing is groundbreaking and "progressive".

Person 1. Hey I see you got a new tattoo..it kinda looks like a man with tits?
Millennial: Yes its my tribute to the 20 trans-gender people who were murdered last year probably by someone with transphobia.
Person 1: Mmmm...did you know there were 2 million murders of non-transgender people last year and most committed by someone who didnt like a person for some reason.
Millennial: Ohhhhh?? Gee I need more tattoos.
Person 1: Stupid goddam MILLENNIAL!

by Shaker1903 February 6, 2019

millennial whisperer

The ability to communicate clearly so that anyone 25 and under understands and follows your direction and/or instruction.

The marching band director for the university does a great job communicating with his musicians. He must be a millennial whisperer.

by Lillowr September 28, 2018

Millennial Car Wash

When shes gives you head with a tidepod in her mouth

I told her i needed to shower first and she said don't worry I'll be your millennial Car Wash.

by DatWeridBoi May 3, 2019

Millennials

A generation of people born between 1982-2000. Anyone who's basically before or on 2000. Exceeding Generation X 1965-1982 and on forward to Generation Z 2001-2020.

Millennials have seen the evolution of the Internet and Technology on a massive scale. And mostly have strong political views.

by Gage2003A3 December 28, 2019

Millennium Falcon

Penetrating the vagina with the index and middle fingers, the anus with the pinky finger, and thumbing the clit with the thumb simultaneously. Named as such for your hand's shapely resemblance to Han Solo's ship in Star Wars. See also: shocker

I let her ride on the Millennium Falcon.

by crazynsc August 29, 2005

millennial neck

a double chin millennials get from always looking down at your phone

Dude stop looking at your phone, you’re going to get millennial neck and you’ll look like my grandma.

by hoelhosa March 16, 2021

millenial whoop

1. The sequence of notes that alternates between the fifth and third notes of a major scale that is used as the musical hook of pop songs of the era between the mid-2000's to 2010's.

2. A major ingredient of what makes current pop music sound uniformly like shit.
3. An indicator that shows that millenials lack the ability to appreciate fine art and are either too stupid or too lazy to create something original.

Oh no, not another shit song on the radio again with that stupid millenial whoop "wa-oh...wa-oh" sound.

by JamSlams October 21, 2017