purple midget

Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple

If you don't stop taking my pencils i'm going to purple midget you

by awesomeis9 June 11, 2018

midget love

2 very short people that like each other, the short boy generally rejects the short girl.

poppy- wagwan g, i midget love ya
alex- aw soz g. dont rlly like yas back

by tiddlestiddletiddles November 15, 2019

rusty midget

A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!

Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!

by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016

Bridget the midget

Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.

I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.

by Toxoplasmosisrules October 25, 2019

Midget Stripper

A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans.

Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Annoying midget

Small idiotic people who are irrelevant to this world.

An annoying midget roamed the streets looking for someone’s time to waste

by Winston1234 April 17, 2019

Midget meter

A unit of measurement for midgets

The pole is 2 and a half midget meters

by Flynn b November 17, 2022