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Microwaveable Fuckpile

Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.
"No wonder Steve is a fatass, all he eats is microwaveable fuckpile."
by telefpreen February 15, 2009
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microwave

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due to personal reasons i will be making microwave noises in the corner for the next 3-5 business days
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 14, 2020
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Mongolian Microwave

Located on the vagina of an asian woman, this is where you place food for heating and flavorful purposes.
John ran out of soy sauce and the electricity was turned off so he invited Kate over to use her Mongolian Microwave. He sat her down and timed it for 1:45, the food was delicious.
by rjonesy October 15, 2010
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i shit in the microwave

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret
guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the
by average boi January 21, 2022
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Chinese Microwave

A multi stepped sexual process:

1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
Bob: Hey George what did you do for valentine's day?

George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
by Tangeriine May 17, 2011
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russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.
3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"
by Ralph May 13, 2005
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microwave middle ground

refers to the length of time we usually choose to cook something: an average of the range specified by a recipe. begs the question, why don't they just tell us to use the number in the middle in the first place?
How long did you put the food in for?
8 minutes. The box said 7 to 9 so I chose the microwave middle ground.

When are you gonna show up at the party?
It goes from 4 to midnight so I thought I'd go at 8, choose the microwave middle ground.
by jeannee August 6, 2010
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