Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.

Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!

by Merking Minge June 12, 2022

merk on

Getting a “merk on”! Angry or upset with someone or something without justification or reason.

Oi Angela! Don’t get a merk on!

by Richardranklin October 3, 2017

Merk

The act of having 10 or more dildos in your pussy at once then take them out and having a guys whole head go in your pussy and you start cumming and squirting on him while hes still inside

Lisa was about to merk this guy tonight in bed

by Awesome words5150 December 15, 2016

Morning, when the frost is merk

The cold, frosty morning made my breath steam.

I had a morning, when the frost is merk.

by aamujolloinmerk March 7, 2025

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

Me-"yo.. Fuck is wrong witchu bull I'm bouta merk u"
You-" I'm sorry I didnt mean to"

Me-"yo sum bull gon rob me for my shit I just copped a new gun to, bull finna get merked"
My squad-"ard bro imma get the whip"

by T.I.NMan February 15, 2015

Merk

a word used by ignorant fools who suck at video games.

Andrew Lockwood cannot merk.

by Brawlking1234567890 July 22, 2012

merk

fuck someone really hard

i’m finna merk that girl

by motherjesus April 23, 2022