Megan

Gets really good maths test results even though everyone else in the class does terribly

Pretty good at moshing and has a cool beabadoobea beanie

Person: Hi
Megan: Okay

by Baldmartinlover369 December 9, 2019

To megan

To back out of an event last minute when you have been offered an invitation to another event, without inviting the original attendees.

E.g. yerrr she totally meganed on us when she went for to Stars and Bars.

Why did she have to megan on us again when she went to Stars and Bars!!! She always does it!!

by The real Susie Dent December 1, 2020

Megan

A sexy short but thick girl who has huge tits and will make u cum in less than 10 minutes she wears glasses and she can be mistaken as a bitch but is one of the best people u will ever meet she also is the sex god of the underground

Omg look at that short sexy girl who wears glasses her name must be Megan

by C0nn05 October 31, 2018

megan

is missing

megan is missing!! oh god!

by barrell lady November 21, 2020

Megan

Megan is a pretty popular name for a girl. But not all Megans are the same. If you’re lucky, Megan is a pretty, funny, and chill girl. She is relatable and is known for having a vry thicc doggo. So thicc in fact, that it is difficult at times to fit the whole pupper into one photo. Megan is also tall, but not weird tall. She is pretty popular among kids at school. In other words, everyone knows Megan.

Guy 1: yo who’s that new girl over there?
Guy 2: you fucking retard she’s not new!
Guy 1: damn sorry!
Guy 2: that’s megan!
Guy 1: wait... THEE megan?
Guy 2: yes, thy megan
Guy 1: oh yeah i’ve heard about her
Guy 2: yeah, i think she’s pretty cute
Guy 1: that’s deadass what everyone says
Guy 1: but u ain’t wrong tho...

by BillieEilishIsHot July 29, 2019

Megan

Megan is the biggest boi in all da land and she’s also the coolest monkey in the jungle she’s also the best twin you could ever ask for, shes also verry nice and funny and amazing and we all love her

dood 1: why isn’t megan crying? this is a sad movie

dood 2: because she’s a big boi!

by White gurlllllll October 14, 2019

Megan

Megans are stuck up whores who enjoy nothing more than fucking or trying to fuck other girls boyfriends, despite more often than not having a boyfriend of their own.

Megans are usually recognised by their ridiculously superior attitude and abnormally large chins.

They take much pleasure in being the skanks of the earth and believe they are gods gift to not only men but the world.

Megans are ugly bitches and if u ever come across one you should smack that bitch up before the tramp tries to screw you over by screwing you boyfriend.

Girl 1: Hey did you hear about Megan?

Girl 2: Yeah she tried to fuck Rachels boyfriend .... while she was still with her boyfriend

Boy 1: Yeah she fucked me instead that ho gave me crabs

by I-dont-need-this345 October 18, 2010