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maestro

The Swiss maestro possesses an exquisite game, and he can hit winners from all parts of the court to all parts of the court on the opposite side of the net.
by bcee December 24, 2008
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Mansterics

Descriptive of an otherwise MANLY man suffering a period of GIRLY behaviour when his manliness is challenged by other MANLY men... thus provoking the suspicion that he may not be very MANLY at all.
*At the gym*

"Hey AJ, why did Billy just punch the wall, throw the contents of his locker around the room, and run outta the room screaming?"

"I dunno Matty... all I said was that he was lookin' a little outta shape and should maybe work out a little harder"

"Wow!... I aint never seen Mansterics that bad before. Guess he must be on his Manstrual Cycle
by aaaaajon January 20, 2012
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Mansturbation

To act manly, purely to sate one's own need for masculinity.
For Jack, spending so much time on his car was purely Mansturbation.
by NotFromWroxall April 6, 2015
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Amari Maestas

Queen of all thots. She is not to be trusted. She belongs to the streets.
Person 1: Bro look at that girl over there

Person 2: Bro that’s Amari Maestas. She’s the biggest thot you’ll ever meet.
by Moe Lester 7676 May 6, 2020
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maestro

The greatest freestyler in modern day hip hop. See also bone
Maestro laced some mother fuckin tight ryhmes today nigga.
by Scott September 9, 2003
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Manstable

A term used by arrogant sluts to describe the collection of men that they can booty call at any point in time.
Girl #1: So whatchu doin' tonight, grrrrl?

Girl #2: Oh, I don't know. I'm feelin' kinda hornehhhhh. I'm probably gonna call up someone from my manstable for a good time. Awwww yeaaaaaaaaaa!
by kosherpicklejar March 27, 2010
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Maastricht University

aka Bullshit University, located in Maastricht, The Netherlands, but infested by Germans. The only university where, even if you ace an exam, you can still fail the entire course because you skipped ONE lesson. At UM, life just plain sucks and weed, Ritalin and vodka are the only way to get through it all. UM attracts tons of international students (all thanks to some marketing bullshit), especially Germans who for some reason think it's some sort of European Harvard. Everyone in Maastricht is either a psychopath, a junkie or depressed. To add insult to injury, moving to Maastricht also causes you to get Maastricht Syndrome.
Not to mention that everyone who works at UM believes they're in the best uni on earth, even though UM actually ranks pretty bad among the 'good' uni's in Europe
"I skipped 2 out of 20 tutorials and now I have to do a 60 page essay course assignment within 3 days, otherwise I'll have to graduate a year later. Maastricht University is such a fucking nightmare."

"Goddammit, how come the Germans at Maastricht University always get such high grades while everyone else is struggling so much?? Oh wait I know! They're all psychopaths!"
"If you say Maastricht University backwards three times while looking into a mirror, you'll be exempted from all resits."
by godverdomme January 15, 2020
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