bank of mattress

Keeping your money under your mattress because it is the cost-effective and economy-proof solution.

'Hey man, want to go to the store?'
'Yeah sure, I've just got to make a quick withdrawal from the bank of mattress.'

by peirateis August 8, 2009

Mattress Penis

After attempting to start some sexy times with your wife or girlfriend by rubbing your hard-on on her leg or against her back you get rejected or ignored, the respectable thing to do is hide your boner in the mattress by laying on your stomach.

Also referred to as Mattress Peen

I tried to sex up my lady last night but ended up with mattress Penis

by Can of Peas February 8, 2010

mastroianni

candy pimp

that mastroianni

by EWG April 28, 2004

mattress

One who has excessive sex with more than 5 boys in a fraternity.

stefani has had sex with many boys and the frats call her their mattress.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

black mattress

a white girl who only sleeps with black guys.

Nicole is a black mattress

by because you need to know July 1, 2006

mantress

A mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.

We were so drunk that we didn't realize that we fell asleep on the mantress

by rawrmonster February 3, 2009

mattress gymnastics

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

by Capistrello February 17, 2009