stealth mode masterbation

The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.

Yo man the other night I was so horny so I did some stealth mode masterbation.

by Trippinballs February 1, 2007

Masterbathing

When you're taking a bath, jacking off and then bathing in your own semen.

"Goddamn it David, your masterbathing clogged the drain again!"

"Yeah, Kirk seems like a smart guy, but he's just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us."

Masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-wanking.

by Tha 69 Boize January 19, 2013

Masturhating

Masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. Usually involving ejaculation onto other people's furniture, valuable items, and carpets.

Yesterday, I snuck into Connor's house and Masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.

I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.

by Masturhater September 2, 2010

Masterbation Station

Somewhere you masterbait more than once and with more than one person

"Thats her masterbation station

by lalalala432221234 November 19, 2011

Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

Mastervaping

Vaporizing while in bed or on something comfortable.

Eric: "Cam are you mastervaping again?"
Cam: "Why yes I am."

by Aceof24 December 1, 2013

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019