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Post-Masterpiece Blues

The hollow, aimless feeling that settles in after finishing an extraordinary game, book, show, or any piece of media so good that nothing else can live up to it. You try moving on, you want to enjoy something new—but everything feels mid in comparison. (ChatGPT came up with this. Hits the mark)
Ever since I finished Baldur’s Gate 3, I’ve tried starting five different games and bounced off all of them. I’ve got a serious case of Post-Masterpiece Blues.”
by Sushiware April 25, 2025
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Chronic masterbater

This is the point of masterbation when only you can make yourself ejaculate
Hey you know Jack G, yea that kids full blown chronic masterbater
by UpsetTexas065 March 17, 2026
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Normie Masterpiece

A film that's generally hailed as a masterpiece by average movie-goers or non film watchers.

Term coined by YourMovieSucks when discussing Sinners on Sardonicast.
"Despite being Normie Masterpieces, I still think Batman Begins and The Dark Knight are still great films."

"Wow, everyone's raving about this new horror film, looks like a new Normie Masterpiece."

"I can see the cultural impact but I wasn't totally into it. It's a good Normie Masterpiece, for sure."

"Pulp Fiction is Tarantino's Normie Masterpiece, Death Proof is my Favourite."
by BigAlJohnson509 August 22, 2025
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paint a masterpiece

A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.

Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.

Or can mean get her wet all over
Hey Dude, Imma take her home and paint a masterpiece.
by mo40 August 12, 2012
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sculpting a masterpiece

When your significant other strokes your penis and it slowly becomes larger
Hey gerald when are you coming round to the party
I'll be there soon this girl I met is sculpting a masterpiece right now
by Most gerald man May 1, 2020
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every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate
by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021
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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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