Markass

the source of all gayness or gayest of them all

Hey Markass

by Nick Foster March 10, 2004

Markism

A religion surrounding (the almighty) Mark Payne

Are you a member of markism?

by thelostlibertine May 9, 2006

Marissa

A extremely short so called person, who has no frens, because of her craziness.

Marissa needs to be put in a mental hospital

Marissa is great I was jk
Wuv Glor Glor

by Glor Glor July 23, 2017

Marissa

MARISSA is that bitch who makes you like her and proceeds to guilt trip you and lose your trust then moves on to the next guy within hours. The process repeats.

You: I’m really in that Marissa girl.
Friend 1: You better not fuck with Marissa!
Friend 2: Yeah bro, she a total bitch.

by Thanos6-9 July 18, 2019

Marissa

A dangerous thing is they are. It's a pregnant whale that flys on rainbows and eats children. For every child this whale eats a new color is added to the rainbow. Once all the rainbows have been added, this created grows a horn and becomes a narwhal. It then advances to eat adults as its flying on its rainbow. Then once it eats 84 adults that look like cats, it starts to shoot it's baby narwhals out its blowhole, butt, eyes, and every other hole on its body. STAY AWAY THEY ARE DANGEROUS!

Dude, is that a pregnant Marissa whale?

by Pregnant whales August 1, 2016

Markishnish

1. can be a dick, has a dick, is a dick
2. guy who can be ridiculously funny, in a non funny way
3. good friend, even though he is a dick!

stop being sucha markish!

by katie xoxo December 13, 2004

Marissa Renee Garcia

A beautiful girl who is just pure amazing. She is a wonderful girl to be around, not to mention that she is pure sexy. if you ever spot one make her yours, thats what i did and i lover her to death. but however i got the last one so ha! i love you baby. <3

Mario: Daaaaaamn look at that girl she is just a pure angel !

De'Andre: That My Baby i love her thats a Marissa Renee Garcia.

by Drizzy 401k January 2, 2012