A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.
Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
by Cdizzeley January 27, 2010
A psychedelic paste that strongly produces a weed high, but lasts much, longer. The paste is usually held together with maple syrup, but sometimes honey is used as a substitute. Rumors say it comes from Vermont, but hey, it could be Canadian, they have pretty fucking good Maple syrup too.
Hey bro, I've been high as fuck for like ten hours! What the fuck!
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.
by Penguin mckenna September 01, 2015
by Maple Candy Gaming October 22, 2018
A person I know in my class she alwayscheers me up when im down and she always knows how to have a good time you proably know me Maples
Umm hi Alexis Maples
by MALPE TREESSS February 12, 2018
Is that it Butters? You have Maple Feaver?
by AbdulKarimBoroshoodson February 01, 2016
Wow look at smug maple over there. He wishes he could play fortnite while eating donuts in a dumpster
by Cheeseball72 November 28, 2020
the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees
by jimmy the jizard February 05, 2021