manteco

derogatory word for blacks in spanish

Julian: "You know Chris, right?"
Eric: "Which Chris?"
Julian: "Fukin manteco Chris."
Eric: "Yea I know that fukin manteco"

by Juggernawt October 29, 2007

Manic Monday

A continuation of the days of the week related to typical alcohol consumption. i.e. Screwed Up Sunday, Manic Monday, Twisted Tuesday, etc.

Bob: You ready for Manic Monday?
Joe: I've always been more of a Thirsty Thursday person, but I'm up for a new challenge!

by carcar123123387 August 21, 2012

praying mantis

A strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.

Praying mantis - the ultimate torturous sadistic fetish in an insect.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

bamboo manicure

Euphemysm for a torture technique whereby strips of bamboo and jammed under the victim's fingernails. Considered excruciating, the bamboo manicure was a favoured tactic of Pol Pot's Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia.

"if he doesn't talk in the next five minutes, give him a bamboo manicure"--assailant to underling

by mjjj July 22, 2006

Preying Mantis

A sexual act in which the man is having anal sex with a woman and, as he climaxes, the woman rotates her head 180 degrees and engorges herself on the juices inside the man's skull.

Dude 1: Dude, what's up with your head?
Dude 2: I was having sex with Mandy last night and she preying mantis'd me.

by Sam Huge Schlong October 27, 2009

Manteca

Manteca otherwise known as "teca" town is known for the famous Manteca Waterslides. Now that the waterslides are being torn down to build housing developments this little central valley town will have nothing to be known for.

The Manteca Waterslides!

by your mom May 13, 2005

dingleberry manwich

when two men who have dingleberrys in their butt hairs push their buttcheeks together, making a dingleberry manwich

those two guys rubbed their poopy buttcheeks together,HAHA ITS A DINGLEBERRY MANWICH

by hugh jassesss August 7, 2007