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He’s the best in the game—that’s not cap, that’s law.
Even while being Lexi’s full-time daddy, personal simp, and midnight FaceTime star, he still carries harder than entire scene in NA and EU.
Lexi’s man. Your team’s nightmare. The KD killer.
Certified problem on and off the map.
by pickleboy123 April 29, 2025
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