by mlcky' May 2, 2024

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.
Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"
(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"
(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
by abelgotha April 26, 2024

The person I may or may not have a sorta romantic crush on. He's so cute and funny, but I will never tell him. he's WAY out of my league.
Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow
Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow
Malcolm is super cute (physically attractive) but he's popular so he's probably not such a good person :/
by I LOVE MIRKO <3 October 4, 2022

Malcolm is Joe mama
by 68452768y2hnijksdfailnh March 2, 2022

Shekinas pretty bf forever and always<3
That’s shekinas Pokémon obssesed bf, Malcolm!
by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021

The name given to someone with the uncommon name "Malcolm" amongst a group or community in which only one person called Malcolm exists.
by Mr Tindall January 7, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The Middle To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The Middle To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
