Malcolm

The most goated person on the planet

Oh Hey Malcolm

by I <3 Judy 🍑👅 November 10, 2020

Malcolm

To "ask to join" someone into an online meeting

"Jack hasn't joined the meeting yet. I will just Malcolm him in"

by anonymous852 November 23, 2023

Dirty Malcolm

a sigma, skibidi, guy who has a drake snake

Woah! That guy's a real Dirty Malcolm

by mlcky' May 2, 2024

Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot

Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm

by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

Sexy Malcolm

Malcolm is sexy. Sexy is Malcolm. He is very sexy so he pulls all of the huzz.

Man that Sexy Malcolm is looking fine today.

by Sexy Malcolm December 17, 2024

Malcolm

Malcolm is a Simp, who is the best coach NA and has the middle name "The Strokes" because every chance he gets, he will bring up The Strokes. He also has like 6 songs on his playlist.

Bro you see Malcolm? He still hasnt gotten that picture yet

by swmn October 30, 2020