canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome

“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”

by maddyjpg May 21, 2021

Loris

Loris is an absolute monster. He is able to stick a dick up in every pussy he wants. His balls are trimmed by the Balltrimmer. Furthermore, Loris likes it when he already nut and she continous glatzing his Daniel.

Loris ran to the moon, fucked the moon-ant queen and ran back.

by LoristheMachine June 18, 2021

Lorying

The act of being cringe beyond belief by pretending you can see the future, while acting like a chuunibyou character.

"He was lorying about all the new units he predicted that would arrive in Sdorica"

by TokenCringe December 12, 2024

Nice rack, Lori

A phrase used to compliment on a females rack, more specifically your best friends sister.
Is used in a "Pimp Lincoln Loud AU" on tiktok

Person 1: Nice rack, Lori
Person 2: everything goes according to plan...

by Sodaphizz December 20, 2024

Utahime Lori

Literally mommy material you will nut every where mostly if you’re gojo sexiest person ever

Let me hit Utahime Lori

by Angony June 6, 2024

Do a Loris

When trying to show off on a motorbike doing a stoppie goes wrong and you go over the bars

I saw this group of girls and decided to do a Loris and broke my hand

by Big big dawg July 14, 2024

Lori Adkins

The most beautiful, sweetest, and kind hearted soul I’ve ever met.

Lori Adkins is the most beautiful woman I know.

by dick butt 2.0 December 20, 2022