by Poopy McStinky May 03, 2009
by Brutal December 05, 2004
Idiots who have nothing else to do other than searching their own fucking names on Urban Dictionary to find it's meaning, so that they can put it up on their Instagram story for everyone to see.. well guess what.. no body fucking cares.
by pun_bun_ January 09, 2018
by Xkcd 1435 December 18, 2011
The larger then first excrement that shortly follows (usually within minutes) after the primary bowel movement
After taking a most satisfactory dump in log form and leaving the restroom facilities. Being over come by the need to revisit the facilities in a hurry to export the ninja like strike of the shadow log.
THE SHADOW LOG STRIKES AGAIN
THE SHADOW LOG STRIKES AGAIN
by xtech_ninja July 16, 2010
Having two or more turds exceeding eight inches in the bowl at one time. They can either be criss crossed or lined up parallel but they will need some assistance getting flushed.
by Benny the Pig November 23, 2009
Contracted form of "vagina logic".
Pronounced "vaj loj".
Describes an idea of, or action undertaken by, a woman or women that has no basis in common sense, reason or reality. Typically, such idea or action is clearly incorrect or illogical in the mind(s) of any man/men present, but makes perfect sense to any and all of the women present.
Pronounced "vaj loj".
Describes an idea of, or action undertaken by, a woman or women that has no basis in common sense, reason or reality. Typically, such idea or action is clearly incorrect or illogical in the mind(s) of any man/men present, but makes perfect sense to any and all of the women present.
"My wife seized the engine in her car this morning. When I asked her if the oil light ever came on she said that it had been on for awhile, but if there was a problem she thought it would blink faster or make noise or something. Fucking vag-log!"
by PolarTurbo February 17, 2009