danger loaf

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)

Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it

by Bummely bum September 1, 2020

West Lafayette

From Indianapolis, head north ‘til you smell it, then west ‘til you step in it.

The annual Goat-Fucking Festival in West Lafayette drew a record crowd in 2021, attracting cracked out, bible-thumping hillbillies from all across the city!

by Bra55Flam1ngo February 4, 2022

peel a loaf

It means to take a shit.

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

Honey Loaf

A good smelling fart detected by someone other than the creator of the fart. It is irrelevant if they realize if it is a fart of not.

"Hey, dude, what's that great smell? Is your mom cooking us dinner?"

"I just farted!"

"Haha, It was a Honey Loaf"

by Internate3000 December 30, 2004

loafer

A person who enjoys the very fine and enjoyable art form which requires lazing about, sleeping in, watching tv, possibly binging on junk food.

Not to be mistaken with a baker.

-C'mon, get outta bed! Sheesh, you're such a loafer!
-Hmmm, thanks...

by Lorelili June 30, 2005

Shank a Loaf

To defecate

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"

by Davis December 30, 2003

Loafing

The act of sitting or laying in the same spot, preferably a couch or recliner, for an abundant amount of time, then proceeding to fall asleep in it.

Matt: "Hey Barth, what are you doing?"
Barth: "I'M LOAFING"

by SkattMiba August 15, 2012