Limp Dick Syndrome

Limp Dick Syndrome (LDS) occurs when a man's penis cannot become engorged with blood, or achieve what is known in America as a "hard on."

LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."

"It's OK, honey, it's just LDS."

"Limp Dick Syndrome. Not a problem since I found Cialis."

by wordsforlife1 August 17, 2011

limp dick fuck

To stuff an unerect penis into the anus or vagina.

Bill was so drunk he couldn't get an erection. So, he strategically limp dick fucked Susan.

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

glamorous limp

A self-delusional manner of referring to the permanent limp one has been left with subsequent to an accident or birth defect.

"I respectfully invite members of the Board to contact me to g-limp (glamorous limp) the neighborhood and clear up the confusion."

by rei_saru April 25, 2008

limp-dick

A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.

James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"

by Jbraat November 3, 2011

limp bizkit

A game where a group of guys jack off in a circle, where a cookie is placed in the middle. The last guy to cum on the cookie, must eat the cookie with all the cum on it.

haha, joe you came last, so eat the limp bizkit!

by nicole January 11, 2004

limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.

Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.

by Kobayagi September 9, 2007

limp lama

The act of putting ones penis inside the asshole of a man, or woman, whichever you prefer. Then orgasming atleast 4 times and waiting until you actually become limp inside the asshole. Then you thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes you to become fully stiff. Once you are stiff again you can pull out and, like a lama, the asshole should spit cum back at you.

What i wouldnt give to limp lama that guy....

by Givenlifeapurposeagain October 3, 2011