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Pretentious and non-colloquial way of saying "long."
"Dude I'm so glad we're finally watching the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie!"

"Hmm..are you sure this will be finished by nine pm? It's a school night and this seems to be quite a lengthy film."

"Shut up"
lengthy by sergeantbosco May 29, 2017
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For people like Brooke who can’t spell legend because they are slightly special
Brooke: I am a lengend
Me: learn to spell, retard
Lengend by Pussyhole123 November 14, 2017

crimp off a length 

Tightening your sphincter mid poop to cut it in half.
I had such a massive turd this morning, i had to crimp off a length to stop it rising too high in the bowl

black penis length

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A topic about which there has been a lot of misinformation, myth, fear, and nervous joking.

Many people have it that the "average" penis length of an adult African-American is close to eight inches or more.

Actually, statistics gathered in the USA indicate that on average black men were indeed longer than whites and Hispanics in that area -- but only by about one-third of an inch. Black men have the longest penises, and the shortest. For American men (all races), the average length is about 5 and two-thirds inches, for black men about five and three-quarter inches. The reason the measure of black men did not "swell" the average by a full third-of an-inch is that African-American adult men, as a statistical minority, had fewer men measured as a group than whites and Hispanics, and thus were underweighted in dragging up the average.
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So if you're concerned about black penis length -- don't be.

And don't be upset if your would-be Mandingo turns out to be an Average Joe -- he is more likely that than not.

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lick my length 

Lick my Length - The licking of the penis from end to end
1. Lick my length Bitch !!!!

2. Lick my length you crocadillapig

3. Lick my length pleaseeeeee baby !!!
lick my length by Simonmanchester February 6, 2008

Rubble Length 

The amount of time a Brick would last before it stopped resembling a Brick, currently 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km).
It would only take a few Brick Years, naturally taking into account the Rubble Length
Rubble Length by offlyner March 11, 2008