lavoris

Someone who realizes they don't know everything, but something about them really does. A Lavoris likes to read people like a book and is really good at it.

Lavoris: Why you didn't meet me at the store?
Ransom person: I was on my way right now (random person haven't left yet)
Lavoris: Get outta her with that bullshit, you aint left nowhere!

by REal Girl July 21, 2009

Lamzor hotel

(like the Luxor hotel) the orgins of all things lame, or where you go when you've gotten a bum deal.

"man, last night my g/f broke up with me- checked me into the Lamzor hotel"

by macustud November 26, 2003

LANorexia

When a person chooses to play LAN matches with other gamers rather than developing social skills in the real world. An increasingly common illness caused by videogames such as CounterStrike: Source.

"Is he coming to the party with us tonight?"

"No man - he's playing his LAN match with his gamer pals"

"Darn it, he's getting LANorexia - he needs to get out more"

by Danny Risdon April 13, 2007

Labor

It's when the woman is going to have her baby.

Woman: I need to go to the hospital!
Man: Why?
Woman: I went into Labor

by Ktelynnnqweeqeee July 28, 2011

laboratory

A word pronounced as "lab."

Douches will say "la-bor-a-tory."

"I say Jeeves, where in your laboratory is all that Frankenstein shit?"

Me: "Sorry, our lab was busy finding a cure for cancer."

by I'mThatBitch April 16, 2013

laporte high school

the place you shouldnt send your kids. walking through the hallways you will mostly see the preppy white boys that think they are g-eazy and walk through the halls thinking they are all bad because they smoked weed once. dont forget about the preppy white girls too. they are the ones you can smell from far away because of how much perfume they have on, and because of their absurd style of dressing, like this really isnt the 1950's? anyways, we also have the sluts which (stay away from them) might give you herpes just by looking at them, and oh yeah, the wanna be gangbangers. yanno, the black dudes that walk through the hallways with their ass hanging out screaming, "man, tanya got a fatass dawg, im bout to hit that shit right after school" with all there friends screaming on. and by the way, the teachers are also fucked up. dont let them fool you, they may seem nice the first 2 weeks or so, but afterwards they usually pick favorites (the preppy kids) and by then abandon all hope. but dont ever send your kids here.

Laporte High School is full of preppy white kids.
Your right dude, btw, you tryna smoke a blunt?
sure bro

by ejack456 May 25, 2016

labor

One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

It has been said that labor makes free.

by Mr. Dum November 15, 2005