Lavande

a way to refer to a gay person, usually in a non-supportive way

Example of 2 people having this conversation:
Harsh: Did you hear she came out as gay?
Aadi: I knew that bitch was a lavande..

by urbandictator420 May 23, 2025

Lavartrell

Lavartrell is a true gift sent from above. he is kind, caring, and humble. he is also extremely handsome!! he has these beautiful brown eyes that you can stare into forever and get lost in. he loves his friends and family with everything in him and would do anything for someone he cares about. he puts his all into his future he wants to go D1 in the future and i will be here to help him on his way! he works so hard to reach his goal every day by training and giving it all he’s got. Lavartrell also tends to over think sometimes but it’s okay because he’s got a loving girlfriend to help him from his dangerous thoughts. he treats others with respect and is very well mannered. he can be shy when you first meet him but once he gets comfortable he’s amazing!! lavartrell is such a blessing to have in my life and i’m so thankful to have the opportunity to share my love with him!!

Lavartrell is such a handsome man

by 4snlk26mmwjecrk24 June 10, 2025

Lavanii

Lavanii is a cute and magnificent with a tight puh. When you crack ts beautiful buh you straight go to heaven. I tried a hundred times and trust me your cock would be tickling and you would receive powers like levitating lavaniing and the power to locate every femboy in your area. The Lavanii also has a mouth which is perfect for cocks and deepthroatting. What else is there to say? The Lavanii is a cumdump.

Shoto: Have you tried cracking Lavanii's buh yet ?

Flash: Yes I did and it was soooo nice

Shoto: next time lets gangbang the Lavanii again bro

by AnonymTuffGuy August 28, 2025

Lavont

the sexist, gummiest, curly headed beast that's not one to shy away from a fight. He pulls all the hoes, and he'll pull up to your crib beat the fuck out you, turn around to your girl and consensually fuck her till she calls him daddy (they usually do in 5 seconds) then pull out because no one disserves his nut, kill you and then grind on Xbox 360 till he feels like doing again. he also shoots people if they disrespect him and is loyal, caring, kind and optimistic despite what he may do, just make sure to not get on his bad side.

"that dude Lavont? nah I'm not tryna talk shit about him if i know what's good for me but he chill asf tho and loyal just dont pillow talk him

by the poopiest October 30, 2025

Maserati Levante

The shittiest “SUV” on the planet. Bought by people who think plastic interiors are the epitome of luxury. Powered by a Grand Caravan motor that usually shits every 20,000 miles and sounds like a fart when started up.

Luigi; “Theese ise the new Maserati Levante! Is so bellissimo!”

Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”

by I shat myself last nite June 9, 2022

Pulled a Levante

'Pulling a Levante' is by definition placing all your egss in one basket and gambling everything on a sure bet, only for it not to turn out in a positive fashion. Made popular by a recent Spanish football match between Real Madrid and 'Levante' in which Levante were expected to lose heavily but acheived a creditable draw. Many individuals had placed high value bets on a Madrid win and lost it all.

John to Paul in observing their friend David at a bar - "David's been eyeing up the tall blonde in the corner all night but is playing it safe on the sure bet by approaching her less attractive mate next to her" "Oh no, she's turned him down and now he's blown it with either of them - Davie's pulled a Levante'

by Mackayno2 November 13, 2011

Anunnaki State of Iraq and the Levant

The Anunnaki State of Iraq and the Levant (ASIL / AnunSIL), also referred to as the Anunnaki State of Iraq and Syria (ASIS / AnunSIS), Anunnaki State of the Middle East (ASME / AnunSMEl), or simply Anunnaki State, is the name of a fictitious and hypothetical country that is defended by certain Anunnakist and Zuist groups that defend the restoration of culture, religion, spirituality and of Anunnaki values in the Middle East, mainly focusing on Iraq and the Levant. The Anunnaki State of Iraq and the Levant does not have any active group in the Middle East that defends the same, other than memes and jokes about it, many of them of a jocular and extremely nationalistic slant. The term arose after several memes that compared the concept of Anunnaki State with the Islamic State, which led to the emergence of the meme of the Anunnaki State of Iraq and the Levant.

"The Anunnaki State of Iraq and the Levant is regarded as an Anunnakist and Zuist meme and has so far not had any active groups in Iraq or Syria or any other region in the Middle East that are trying to make it a reality."

by Full Monteirism August 2, 2021