by TheInternetCritic March 11, 2022
Get the Laptop mug.The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.
Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.
Attendees: *Face Palm*
Attendees: *Face Palm*
by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010
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by Stalking One May 3, 2005
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by Jessica in Alaska....Anchorage January 31, 2003
Get the laptop mug.A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.
A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).
A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).
Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.
by SteveySA October 12, 2009
Get the Laptop Snoozer mug.The land were u can explore as much p0rn sites as u can (I dont support p0rn)but be careful a virus might approach you.
by Poopydickcocktorturebro May 18, 2020
Get the Laptop mug.Lap dancing for the computer age. Where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. Or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!
Julie: When he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!
Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!
Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!
by aus-philologist February 22, 2011
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