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Laptop

A thing owned by people who don't know how to build a PC or are too lazy to do so
Person 1: Hey I got myself a new laptop
Person 2: Ew get away from me you lazy fuck
by TheInternetCritic March 11, 2022
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Dead Laptop Syndrome

The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.
Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.

Attendees: *Face Palm*
by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010
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laptopfreak

To stalk a certain Xanga user
I love that laptopfreak; Justin!
by Stalking One May 3, 2005
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laptop

The lap of a male...in some cases a female.......lets not get into that one
THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!
by Jessica in Alaska....Anchorage January 31, 2003
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Laptop Snoozer

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).
Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.
by SteveySA October 12, 2009
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Laptop

The land were u can explore as much p0rn sites as u can (I dont support p0rn)but be careful a virus might approach you.
Dude I watched so much p0rn on my laptop it’s now crusty!!!
by Poopydickcocktorturebro May 18, 2020
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laptop dancing

Lap dancing for the computer age. Where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. Or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!
Julie: When he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!

Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!
by aus-philologist February 22, 2011
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