limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

piss limber

to be knocked silly and fall down, much like a drunk

The hard left hook of Ali knocked Frazier piss limber.

by Chadman July 25, 2008

joe lamer

A combination of "average Joe" and "lamer," this phrase refers to someone who is new to computers. Unlike "average Joe," it is derogatory.

:Welcome to #hackerhelp
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
:EliteHacker sets mode +b [e-mail]
:joelamer has been banned by EliteHacker (joe lamer)

by danq58 January 16, 2008

lamborghini

Cars that people who are obsessed with their Italian heritage always talk about, but sadly will never have.

Proud Italian American Guy: A Lamborghini Gallardo could smoke a nissan 350Z!!
Me: At least I could afford a 350Z!!

by I special October 23, 2006

brandon lamberth

amazing.my lover.my husband.more than anything i could ever ask for<3 my bestfriend.my prince charming,everything im looking for<33333333333my sweet baby. my world. my everything. id never leave you brandon,id always wait for you.you are my sunshine. the light in my eyes,what i go to school for. my boo boo bear. May 22nd 2010- eternity<3

I LOVE YOU BRANDON CHARLES LAMBERTH!!!!!!!!

i want to marry you.im so in love with you<3 no one could ever take me from you<3

you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,you make me happy,when skies are gray,you'll never know dear how much i love you..please dont take my sunshine away<3brandon lamberth

by hannahBlamberth November 24, 2010

Lambe

Is Spanish for lick or to lick. Generally used as a derogatory description of a boot or ass licker.

A company man.
A student who brown noses the teacher.
A dick licker.
A butt licker.

You want a promotion? Go Lambe the boss for a while, you'll get it.

by jsd9632 October 15, 2011

Lamborghini My Doors

When you or (your partner) getting their ass eaten out and the legs go in the air similar to Lamborghini doors.

"I was getting my dick sucked by my girl last night and all of a sudden she pushed me on the couch, and started to lamborghini my doors"
"How was it bro?"
"Amazing."

by KingofHighmen23 September 19, 2013