Freaky Kingston G

Very freaky and loves Double Dutch Ruddering. Without this he can not perform properly in school and in life. He also cant perform the act of "Rizz" without Doing this in a week

ME: Kingston cant rizz me some hoes because he hasn't Double Dutch Ruddered in a week
Freaky Kingston G" AHHHHHHHH HELP ME

by GigaMan77 August 4, 2024

Normal Kingston G

Small Caulk and small earlobes

Normal Kingston G: Wow my caulk is really small

by GigaMan77 August 13, 2024

The Kingston Campfire

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.

Last night my boss made me give him The Kingston Campfire. It was delicious."

by Big biscuit October 9, 2023

The Kingston Academy

Colloquially known as tka. A leng school in Kingston upon Thames where kids get lessons on rizz.

Daym dem tka kids are growing gyatts now.

You got that tka sigmatic rizz

The Kingston Academy kicked Craig Cummings out

by Little Nigel May 28, 2024

Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.

yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?

by MarvelPugs February 8, 2025

Going back to Kingston

Refers to encouraging a woman to smoke marijuana while performing oral sex. Usually taking a toke after each sucking motion until the moment of ejaculation

Guy (talking to friends): Yeah, bro, last night with Justine was unreal. I took her back to Kingston.
Girl (talking to friends): It was pretty fun. Craig took me back to Kingston with him.

Girl: I'm going back to Kingston with him, tomorrow.
(Friend): You're going all the way to Jamaica?
Girl: No, silly! I'm gonna smoke dat kush while suckin' his cock.

by Rugby_fan88 March 15, 2016

Mayor of Kingston

The act of wearing a necktie while wearing short pants.

Tuesdays we go Mayor of Kingston.

by Ian Crampton January 24, 2017