kindera

a sex godess. she loves to party and is not a virgin. She is usually seen fucking a hot male or even playing with her best friend. she will have sex with anything!

Kindera fucked 67 guys in one night.

by legen...WAIT FOR IT...dary! April 19, 2014

Kidget

A Kidget is a child of miniature stature.
Vertically challenged children.

That child is tiny! He must be a Kidget.
Gary Coleman is an example of a Kidget.

by Daniel Turtle April 1, 2006

Hot Kinder

When you cum on your sisters stomach and give her brownies that you baked with your own shit and then kill your parents.

Kinder gave his sister a Hot Kinder

by Texas Jewsaw M May 2, 2005

Kinder

To take a vigorously large poop with much enjoyment!

When the turtle head was just about to launch, I went to the bathroom and took a kinder...

by Clide K. Ottis July 13, 2010

kindered spirit

Someone who is exactly like you.
You feel a connection to beacuse they do the same things as you or like similar things.

Example: ohh look they look like kindered spirit beacuse they are wearing..doing...listening too

by Elyse April 23, 2005

kindergarten redshirt

When a parent (usually the father) will hold back their child from starting kindergarten for a year solely for the belief that an extra year of physical development will pay off athletically once the child is in high school ten years later.

That kid is in 1st grade but he should be in 9nd. He is a kindergarten redshirt as his dad thinks he will be a big football star in high school with that extra year to grow.

by The Sports Mechanic February 8, 2013

kinder suprise

A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.

What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!

by Dermit July 22, 2006