kidhead

Man-child. Has a big body and an abnormally small head.

Chaz McWilliams is a kidhead.

by ASAPDesperado January 15, 2016

kidgering

Being spoken to in a monotonous and condescending tone buy a man who is far past retirement age, usually about a long past issue and who is could have easily been solved if they were there at the time.

Damn, I had a full on kidgering earlier. He just kept on finding more words to say!

by 2bad2pac May 20, 2016

Kiderious

Are you kidding or are you serious?

She is the hottest!

Are you kiderious??

by skunkknot August 9, 2018

Kiddan't

When someone is kidding, but at the same time not kidding

Example 1:

Lola: Your so mean Becky!
Becky: I kiddan’t you I will whoop you

Example 2:

Becky: I swear, you better not lie to me again, I kiddan't you!

by ItzJade1515 June 16, 2019

Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019

Kiddimus

An annoying kid that is pissing you off

Shut up kiddimus, buddy boy kid

by Big Lou December 2, 2019

kiddywinkles

A term used to call your friends (plural) It is not meant to be creepy but can be sometimes.

Hey kiddywinkles

by Teheeheh January 21, 2020